if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Who put my cat in the fridge?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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