Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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