You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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