Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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