no, he came in my armpit
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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