3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
