All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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