he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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