Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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