I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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