like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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