Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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