went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my sisters under your porch take her home
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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