Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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