So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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