Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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