Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you inspire me to be a worse person
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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