is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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