Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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