Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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