For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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