i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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