I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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