So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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