i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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