sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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