I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
