seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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