Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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