My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
where does the pee come out of this thing
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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