This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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