YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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