have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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