Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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