Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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