Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
