Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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