I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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