This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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