i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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