I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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