they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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