i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize