he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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