There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
tell me about the eggs
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