At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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