When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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