Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The power of my boobs compel you
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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