I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i believe in u and ur pee
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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