And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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