Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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