I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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