she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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