at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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