Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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